*Hanna Em here with some shocking news, Orlando Bloom is the subject of this post. Please, leave now while you can. Now, what can I say about Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom? When I first met him in Lord of the Rings, wearing that blond wig and running around in tights, it was love at first sight. Although I don’t think I really knew who we was until Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. After realizing the greatness that is Orlando Bloom I went kind of crazy, AB and I both went.. really crazy. I would prove it to you by showing you my pillowcase, but I’m too busy.. uh… not doing anything creepy to it. I’ve seen a lot of the movies he’s been in (he hasn’t been in that many) and I have to say I like Elizabethtown the best as a movie, but I think the POTC movies are my number 1’s. Can they all be number one, or do they have to be one, two, and three? Ned Kelly was kind of a weird movie if you ask me, I don’t really remember it all that well. Troy was so weird and would have sucked if Brad Pitt hadn’t been there to look good…. and be shiny. But I digress, Orlando Bloom is on the hotter side of The List (of hot guys) of course, but I have a bone to pick with Mr. Bloom. Orlando, Orlando… I love you dearly, but WHAT is with the creepy mustache? Please shave it off and maybe use less grease in your hair. You are borderline creepy at the moment, so get back to me when you work on that.
-Hanna Em
*AB here. And first off I must say…Em! Emmy Em Em. I LOVE THE STACHE! KEEP IT GREESE IT GO GO GO! Back on topic. I actually DID notice Orly in LTOR. Do you not remember the 7 times we went to see LTOR2 and the 10 times we went to see LTOR3, Miss Em? I remember the spending part. But those were good times, I daresay. Althought I have to admit, I never did see Ned Kelly. Wasn’t they’re another that he did overseas..like..Milk..man? I dunno. Something about boxing. I know that this is horrible too, but I’ve actually never watched Elizabethtown. I KNOW! Horrible, but I really haven’t. I shall soon though!! Although I do have to say, he always has the accent. No matter what role. I always thought that was kinda funny. But it’s just him I guess! In anycase, I love him regardless. Wigs, tights, greese, romance, boxing.. He’s just amazing! A great guy too!!
-AB
And, just so you all know. Em informed me that the moive wasn’t “The Milk Man” it was “The Calcuim Kid”. Yeah, anyone could make that mistake right??
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October 25, 2007 at 2:48 am
Orlando Bloom…meh. He’s alright. Right up until you see Johnny Depp or Criss Angel. *swoons*