*Hanna Em here with some shocking news, Orlando Bloom is the subject of this post. Please, leave now while you can. Now, what can I say about Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom? When I first met him in Lord of the Rings, wearing that blond wig and running around in tights, it was love at first sight. Although I don’t think I really knew who we was until Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. After realizing the greatness that is Orlando Bloom I went kind of crazy, AB and I both went.. really crazy. I would prove it to you by showing you my pillowcase, but I’m too busy.. uh… not doing anything creepy to it. I’ve seen a lot of the movies he’s been in (he hasn’t been in that many) and I have to say I like Elizabethtown the best as a movie, but I think the POTC movies are my number 1’s. Can they all be number one, or do they have to be one, two, and three? Ned Kelly was kind of a weird movie if you ask me, I don’t really remember it all that well. Troy was so weird and would have sucked if Brad Pitt hadn’t been there to look good…. and be shiny. But I digress, Orlando Bloom is on the hotter side of The List (of hot guys) of course, but I have a bone to pick with Mr. Bloom. Orlando, Orlando… I love you dearly, but WHAT is with the creepy mustache? Please shave it off and maybe use less grease in your hair. You are borderline creepy at the moment, so get back to me when you work on that.
-Hanna Em
*AB here. And first off I must say…Em! Emmy Em Em. I LOVE THE STACHE! KEEP IT GREESE IT GO GO GO! Back on topic. I actually DID notice Orly in LTOR. Do you not remember the 7 times we went to see LTOR2 and the 10 times we went to see LTOR3, Miss Em? I remember the spending part. But those were good times, I daresay. Althought I have to admit, I never did see Ned Kelly. Wasn’t they’re another that he did overseas..like..Milk..man? I dunno. Something about boxing. I know that this is horrible too, but I’ve actually never watched Elizabethtown. I KNOW! Horrible, but I really haven’t. I shall soon though!! Although I do have to say, he always has the accent. No matter what role. I always thought that was kinda funny. But it’s just him I guess! In anycase, I love him regardless. Wigs, tights, greese, romance, boxing.. He’s just amazing! A great guy too!!
-AB
And, just so you all know. Em informed me that the moive wasn’t “The Milk Man” it was “The Calcuim Kid”. Yeah, anyone could make that mistake right??
*Hanna Em reporting for duty, folks. Today we’re talking about Michael Steven Bublé. If you don’t know who he is then get out from under that rock and Google him. Google him all night long, baby. If you’re a fan of Ol’ Blue Eyes and/or Harry Connick, Jr. you’ll almost certainly love Bublé. He sings all the classics, and (correct me if I’m wrong) writes some of his own songs. Not only is he talented, but he’s really good looking. When I say really good looking, I mean it. He’s on the “hotter” side of AB and Hanna Em’s list of good looking guys, also known as “The List”. He also happens to be pretty charming and funny as a person, his humor can been seen in the MANY video clips you can find on YouTube.com. My favourite clip has to be this one from about a year ago.
I have two of his albums, Michael Bublé and It’s Time, and it’s so hard to pick a favourite song! The first song I heard by him was “Come Fly With Me” (it was on some commercial), then I heard Fever and I was totally hooked. But I think the song that best showcases his voice and energy is “For Once In My Life”, with “Save The Last Dance For Me” in a close second. Overall, Michael has what it takes to make the ladies swoon (and some of the men), and to make great music. It’s great to know that there’s a really great entertainer behind the voice, and good looks to back it up.
-Hanna Em
*AB here! I totally agree with Em. He is soo hot. In fact I’m listening to him right now. On top of having a absolutely AMAZING voice. He..well, is amazing! I am a singer and all, and dang, he has an awesome voice. I would, and could talk about the man alll daaay long. My absolute favorite songs are “Fever and Come Fly With Me” (I think that’s from..his self-titled album, right Em?) But I also love his song “Everything” from his latest album. All and all, if you like good music with amaze\ing singing in it, then steer your fingers, in your local music store, to Michael Bublé!!
*Hanna Em here, writing the first Daily Sporkful post. I don’t know about you but I like music, I like good music. I know a few good artists but since I woke up today to see the lovely Regina Spektor on the VH1 top 20 countdown I think I’ll start with her. She stole my heart when I saw her last time she was on the VH1 top 20 countdown. I can’t get enough of her, she’s very talented and writes lovely lyrics. Recently she released the radio remix of “Better” a song from her album Begin to Hope. The first version of the song never really worked with the album and I was glad to hear the new version. You can see it here on youtube. I would embed the video but apparently it’s been disabled!
-Hanna Em
*AB here. I’d just like to say. That yeah, Regina Spektor is an OK singer. Although I wasn’t paying to much attention to that. I was watching her lips..they’re really shiny. And I’d also like to know what she HECK she is saying at the end of the video clip. I’d also like to point out that I don’t really know what she’s saying through the whole video, or what it means. Other then that. She’s pretty good. I like Vanessa Carlton better though. Sorry Miss Hanna Em!
-AB
*Hanna Em reporting the lyrics to “Better” for the education of AB and our readers, thanks to AZ Lyrics.
Here is the original version of the song “Better” by Regina Spektor:
